madychav:

paigeabendroth:

A friendly reminder that just because someone is a blood relative it don’t mean that you’re obligated to put up with their toxic bullshit.

it’s nice to see this in writing

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

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nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

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oreoofficial:

hearing your voice through a recording

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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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tfios-moviee:

fishingboatproceeds:

haveabiscuit-potter:

Happy half birthday, Hazel Grace Lancaster! #johngreen #thefaultinourstars #ibooks (Taken with instagram)

Happy 33rd half birthday, Hazel.

Another year. Another March 29. Another half birthday for Hazel Grace.
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dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy:

OH MY GOD 
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