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rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris
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pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

(via burrgerking)

lolsomeone-actually:

andthenisay:

sallymurphy:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.

i take this shit seriously.

EXACTLY

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

jandjob:

*talks about celebrities on a first name basis as if we’re actually friends*

(via official-enjolras)

weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

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(via mynameispride)

defyingstandard:

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

The beauty in this picture is overwhelming
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galaxys4:

I’m deleting
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missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

(via britney-fears)

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   
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dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later
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shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

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